December 2011
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quasimorto asked: alright i see what you're trying to pull here. i'm wise to your games.
Stoner Problems:
having to turn down your music ‘cause you can’t hear your food.
Help me get to 1k likes!! →
both of my kitties are sleeping in bed with me...
quasimorto asked: ey yo wheres the harp
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Weird night
Was drunk by 7pm, tried to play the drums, failed, tried to play the saxophone, failed, then took a nap while my friends played mario party. After that we decided to go to my friend Marissa’s hot tub which was AWESOME! Now i’m home, and I wanna be warm and cuddle. So i’ll cuddle with my cat then go to sleep!
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So do you think I came to fight?
And do I always think I’m right?
Oh no, I never meant to be a pest to anyone this time.
Oh no, I only meant to be a friend to everyone this time.
I'm craving corn bread
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
GRRRRRRowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i honestly don't know what i'm doing.
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